If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
My feet surprised me
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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