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Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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