4 words: hood of his car
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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