talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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