Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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