I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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