May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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