if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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