Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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