He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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