im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I got inside last night via doggy door
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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