He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
