bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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