i barfeds in our rink
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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