woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
