Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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