I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
My dick has a subreddit
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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