make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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