You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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