Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Come on in and take your pants off
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