Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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