Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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