He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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