Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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