He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
FUCK WHALES
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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