You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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