I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Bring me that man meat
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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