he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
