My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Success! We fucked roommates!
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
