Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She bit a glass in half.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
