She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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