i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so let's talk penis.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The power of my boobs compel you
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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