dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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