So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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