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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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