Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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