He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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