well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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