some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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