So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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