it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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