Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
