the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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