Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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