Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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