Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Dear god my vagina.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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