yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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