Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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