Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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