Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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