Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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