Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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