we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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