how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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