That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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