worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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