his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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