Your dad touched me again.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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