It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
you win again, gameday.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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