I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Randomize
